Cringe Time Babey
Once upon a time in the South of England an idiot was born, his parents decided to call him James. A month or so later, another idiot was born. Years from this day, he would have the title of Bartok bestowed upon him. Miles was born a month after that and Ben was born in April. If he was real, Tom would have been born around this sort of time.
Several years later, the first two idiots met and eventually decided to become team up to be stupider than ever before. It was another few years after this that Bartok was given his true name, bestowed upon him by Nikolai, Bartok the Magnificent.
Nearly a year after that Bartok and James met Miles and Tom, they quickly became friends. Ben came along later with his weird BDSM thing.
It was even more time after this that Bartok and Miles began to talk about buying a cheap car and making an Instagram account, it's username would have been: Bad Ideas. Because Miles is a slow bastard he never got round to it so Bartok took it upon himself to convert his old YouTube channel "Tussocky Joker" into
Bartok and His Friends Bad Ideas
And after Bartok published his waffle video more and more of the friends flocked to the channel until there was:
Bartok - The idiot who runs it all
Mills - The idiot who helped start it all
Ben - BDSM Weeb
Thom - Tomas
But then things changed. Bartok became lazy and couldn't afford an Xbox Gold subscription so no videos were being recorded, James became a dick, Bartok stopped playing online and Weeb and Laiton lost contact. The channel ground to a halt and stood there for a while. Bartok was too much of a sad git to pick up a controller, and never has the time or the equipment to record. Bartok and his Friends' Bad Ideas was born on the 28th of November with a video about making waffles in a toastie maker and 0 subscribers, and I thought it had died just over a year later with the "long anticipated" Jew Jokes video and 358 subscribers. I wrote this at 1am 31/12/2019 and I thought we were done.
And then we came back babey, there's no killing me I'm immortal!
HOLY SHIT 2020 CAN GO SUCK MY WHITE ASS